Michellie Jones

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Emile Zola)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)