Joseph Walker

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

There are no facts, only interpretations. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. (Samuel Johnson)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. (George Washington Carver)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)