Wynonna Judd

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)