Picabo Street

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars. (J. Paul Getty)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)